Michael was born into the Jackson 5 with a song in his heart and a two-step jive in his feet. He was Off the Wall, Thriller and We Are the World. He tried to seduce a 12 year old Tatum O’Neal. Then he turned white and almost burned off his head for Pepsi. Neverland Ranch was built, a lot of creepy stuff went down, and he started popping painkillers like Pez with a Jesus Juice chaser. Michael married and divorced Lisa Marie, artificially inseminated a handsome looking surrogate, and went bankrupt. Then his heart stopped and he died. The End.
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