The Wall of Shame: Week One

Welcome to the first installment of Frozen Sandwiches' latest project: The Wall of Shame. In keeping with our mission of helping people feel better about their childhoods, we've decided to let our readers take part in the fun. To that end, we are asking our readers to share their most embarrassing childhood photographs and to reveal their most intimate secrets. Why? We believe Mark Twain said it best: "Humor is tragedy plus time."
(We are particularly interested in pictures demonstrating a slow metabolism, a bad haircut, a poor wardrobe choice, or an unflattering pair of glasses. Bonus points if your picture contains all of the above!).

Name: Emily M.
Year Picture Taken: 1994
Age: 8
Nickname(s): "M & M" and "Son" (see above picture for obvious gender-identity issues)
Favorite Magazine: Cat Fancy
Biggest Celebrity Crush: Jonathan Taylor Thomas
Favorite Movie: Lion King
Hobbies: Softball, Eating, and Devising Cries for Attention
Planned Future Occupation: Veterinarian
Actual Occupation: Marketing Assistant